I was lecturing this table Howard freshmen girls about life and I could tell they were only halfway listening to my advice. Finally one said, “What are you? Like a senior? We’re not much younger than you!” I was like, “Bih, whet? I’m 32! I graduated from college over a decade ago.” They all got hella excited and actually started listening lol. Melanin is the truth!
My doctor legit thought I was 21 until he saw my chart and that my birth year is 1986. Melanin magic is real!
1. There’s more to them than just feelings…. ok, I said it. 2. Cursing/cussing is their second language. 3. Don’t f*ck up their home…. you’ll see the wrath. 4. They are some of the goofiest/fun people around. 5. They will not go to an event solo. They need company of some sort. 6. They’re not cheap, just smart with money… well most of them. 7. They definitely put a status on Facebook today. Go check!